OUR COLUMNIST AVILA’S REACTION TO THE NEW YORKER’S ARTICLE ON CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION IN ART BASEL IS AS FOLLOWS:

‘$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Oh!… By the way, honey… You have just hanged in the living room a piece of shit…!!! Call your lawyer and tell him that you are a complete asshole…!!! And take that crap out of my house… Or I will divorce you and I’ll take half of your stupid business… including the ferrari…!!!’