OUR COLUMNIST ‘AVILA’ REACTION TO THE PILL IS AS FOLLOWS:

‘Great pill… If the narcissistic bitch Marina Abramovic, wants to show us through the Sepentine’s wormhole her performance about how to be in the present with the public, I will strongly recommend her to exit the room and leave us with a recording of her stomach bowel sounds to avoid thinking that as a predisposition of the entire charade we should accept that in the past, she was an artist…’